1. yourendorphine:

    homophobic participating countries who didn’t show the gay kiss on eurovision must pay a fine because eurovision must be shown from beginning to end without cutting anything out and they are banned from eurovision for the next three years

    i am crying right now i love you europe

  2. aphmontrealiss0coollike: hitchhikerkisses: HUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARG BLEEEUUUUUGHRRGHUUUUGUUHBL BLEEEAAAAUGH  HUUUUUUURRRRRGHBLHBHEBEEEHEEEEEEELLLLHNGG the gods have spoken

    aphmontrealiss0coollike:

    hitchhikerkisses:

    HUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARG

    BLEEEUUUUUGHRRGHUUUUGUUHBL

    BLEEEAAAAUGH 

    HUUUUUUURRRRRGHBLHBHEBEEEHEEEEEEELLLLHNGG

    the gods have spoken

    (Source: clickzis)

  3. courfeuilly: Doesn’t he look comfortable?

    courfeuilly:

    Doesn’t he look comfortable?

  4. sarahseeandersen: The internal monologue that goes on whenever I cave to junk food. T_T

    sarahseeandersen:

    The internal monologue that goes on whenever I cave to junk food. T_T

  5. dansecondchannel:

    “What are you doing this weekend?”
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    “What are you doing this summer?”
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    “What are you doing with your life?”
    image

  6. i wonder what my sister thinks when she hears me screaming things like just now

    ‘I NEED TO CHANGE THE CHANNEL OR I’M GONNA DIE’

    ‘DON’T GUILT ME INTO GETTING ACTIVE BY USING SPORTACUS MICHELLE OBAMA’

    ‘WHAT THE FUCK I CAN’T EVEN UNDERSTAND THIS CHICKEN THING’

    i know i’m an idiot

  7. andrewpauldost:

    i just saw a post like “kids these days dont even know what a vhs is” like why do people think kids of modern day dont know about past events like i know what fucking morse code is but i dont use it to order a pizza

  8. (Source: idalias)

  9. bitchesguidetoetiquette:

    Flawless logic at play

    (Source: drunkonstephen)

  10. (Source: rooshoes)